Each one comes with prowess, and with the equipment auto-attaching to give trample and haste, those tokens immediately swing for pressure
When she dies, you can then pay 1 and Black OR Red, and deal damage equal to her power to each opponent, hitting more than Juri can AND you can just equip or enchant her for more damage
On arrival we can grab a Food
Plus, most people are going to run Mana Crypt anyway because its a zero mana Artifact that taps for two colorless mana, you really dont need a coin flip theme to make this one of the best coin flip cards in MTG
Might and Magic (Amethyst/Steel)
As someone who is playing through the FFVII remake I get all the references and the flavor is absolutely spot-on, but it really feels like playability was sacrificed for flavor