The only reason Zulaport Cutthroat beat out Blood Artist is that it is a 1/1 rather than a 0/1, and has three creature types that can all work well in black Commander decks, over Blood Artist's lone Vampire typing
When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creatures power
Your creatures are largely four power, so a single Imperiosaur can totally ruin your day
PSA Set Registry Collecting the 1993 Magic: The Gathering Alpha (MTG) Gaming Card Set The Card "Magic" Started Here by Kevin Glew In October 2014, a collector named Openboosters was filmed cracking a 1993 Magic: The Gathering Alpha starter deck
If youve got a printer you could just print out the cards you want on regular paper and then sleeve them with reversed MTG cards
As a commander or in a Commander deck, this will be lower impact but still fun to play