mtg when this card is discarded Rules Text: Discard, Colors: Black, 313 cards Grab the Prize deals 2 damage to each opponent. Rules Text: discard, hand, 704

5 Edgar Markov Just One Bite Vampires have never had a better commander than with Edgar Markov

Then I finished reading the card and it turns out my mind wasnt actually changed

Flying, trample, protection from instants An enigma as vexing as life itself

A 2/4 spirit noble with flying for four mana, whenever Brago deals combat damage to a player, its controller can exile any number of nonland permanents they control, returning those cards to play at the beginning of the next end step

More details are coming during New York Comicon in October where, as others have noted, theres a Magic and Nickelodeon panel planned

You arent wrong if you call them token payoffs