This clunky instant doesn't even cantrip (card draw bonus) or let you scry 1, as many blue cards do
All it takes is someone popping Omniscience or Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger into play and the game ends, with everyone looking at you for letting it happen
Stun counters were introduced in Dominaria United as an alternative to the old freeze text, and rad counters (radiation) was a core mechanic of the Fallout Commander product
It scales ridiculously well in big games, growing from a 3/3 into something utterly unmanageable
Even better, with Eloren Wilds chaos ability, you can start shutting down your opponents by preventing them from casting spells until a player planeswalks away from Eloren Wilds
You can't put conspiracies into the command zone after this point