When I originally wrote about this card four years ago, I envisioned a much different deck that was structured in a way that was, in all honesty, a little bulky and too gimmicky
Think of it as a fingerprint
Since the formats inception, the key question in Modern has always been, What are the linear decks of the day, and can the midrange decks properly sideboard for enough of the linears? Were talking about decks with names that cause many a Modern player to groan: Affinity Infect Twin Eggs Dredge Storm Burn Tron Lantern Arrayed against these unfair, one-sided boogeymen lie fair decks (all named after their color combinations) like Jund, Jeskai, Abzan, Grixis, and U/W Control
Actually, this card is kind of useless, except that you can probably Affinity it out, but
I guess this is a neat enough time to talk about creature types -- a lot of what we'd call 'player race' charcaters in D&D tend to have a type that corresponds to their species/race ('Zombie', in this case) and one that corresponds to their class ('Wizard', in this case)
I started playing Magic: The Gathering because I was in love with a boy
