Here's a goblin that is funny with no need for flavor text
Without that first tournament, we wouldnt have what we have today
Unfortunately, both 1-ink cards arent great on turn 1, and there are a lot of uninkables in the deck
C Common Elemental HERO Chaos Neos X DARK Level 9 [ WarriorFusionEffect ] ATK 3000 DEF 2500 "Elemental HERO Neos" + "Neo-Spacian Dark Panther" + "Neo-Spacian Glow Moss" Must first be Special Summoned (from your Extra Deck) by shuffling the above cards you control into the Deck
You could ask: Are you going to attack me this turn? Do you have a counterspell in your hand? Are you able to win the game this turn? If I were to ask you if you concede the game, would your answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question? Spark Fiend is hilarious because its not entirely clear what the card does, why it does it, or how it does it
Chaos: Whenever you roll C, create a 7/7 black Legendary Demon creature token with Flying and Trample