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A creature that becomes a copy of a melded permanent has only the characteristics of that combined back face, and its converted mana cost is 0

The massive amount of mana you can achieve on turn four (at the latest, you can get it working earlier with mana rocks or lands like Ancient Tomb or Mishra's Workshop) is incredibly game-warping

These are at their best in midrange and control decks that dont mind taking the first turn or two off to develop their mana

Equip Artifact - Equipment Sidequest: Play Blitzball At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn

I'm mostly writing about Zenos because I don't understand why he wasn't in the Commander set instead

Jund with no Bolts: how's that for a canary