You also need six generic mana free each turn
For starters, why are so many types not commonly resistant to anything
Now, for the runners up, in loose order from least to most jank: The Runner-Ups: Eshki, Temur's RoarEshki, Temur's Roar: Ball LightningBall Lightning aside, Eshki, Temur's RoarEshki, Temur's Roar is on the cusp of Do-the-Thing Syndrome
#10 Poppy SAR (138/108) 980 (~$7) : At under 1,000, Poppy represents the floor price for SV3s SAR cards
They aren't "competitive" in the sense that you'd never use these decks in standard, but that's the beauty of theme mode: you'll only be competing against other, equally powerful theme decks
acquire cuties Not all cards are created equal: some are objectively cuter, and thats what were here for