I also felt it might be reasonable to play the Shadows Over Innistrad and Strixhaven duals to match the whole budget ideology of it, and then add a couple other cards to help smooth out your options along the way
The artwork is already pretty funny, showing a wizard attempting to use a library card to check out a gigantic stack of books, and the effect has you draw your entire library/deck and use the entire deck as your hand
You can banish this card from your GY, then target 1 "Guardian" monster in your GY that cannot be Normal Summoned/Set, and activate 1 of these effects
Bring out Pokemon that can cause a lot of damage (50+) as soon as you can, and you can easily defeat John
An Aura put onto the battlefield this way can enchant an artifact, land, or creature that was already put onto the battlefield, but can't enchant an enchantment that's being put onto the battlefield at the same time as it
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