For extra joy, attack the player with the biggest life and then untap and attack and kill his or her Planeswalker
We grow older, responsibilities increase, and suddenly the hobby we love starts to cost more than we can afford
With the alternate cost of one of each mana to cheat out, this 5/5 trampling beater can get you a dominant force at the kitchen table
This design is simple and objective, but generates a cumulative punishment for the opponent if they fail to establish a good board position, while becoming irrelevant in front of an empty battlefield, where it turns into a Cruel Edict with a bonus or threat
Those lists typically already go pretty wide with cheap, 2- to 3-cost creatures, and this would be a great top-end that solidifies your board and has a lot of potential to come out early
Note this is entirely pointless because there is nothing that Starmie can do with the fourth water energy card