(If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Creature Artifact - Scientist Robot Utrom Color tag templates(None) Virulent Silencer Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters
You can't play an 8 drop in a normal deck and have much chance of it doing anything
Once you find this little number you get to rebuy an Eternal Witness every turn, assembling what we in the business call the hard lock. In case your opponent assembles a battlefield under your disruption, Primal Command can buy time with the lifegain mode or simply tutor for one of the toolbox creatures, like Silent Arbiter, Hornet Queen, or Walking Ballista, all good against hordes of small creatures, the bane of land destruction decks for 25 years
Commander games are also, theoretically at least, less competitive than most one-on-one formats
And thankfully Kels is actually held back from complete absurdity by actually requiring mana to use its abilities, so you have to make some effort to break the card
Since Tawnos only costs two mana, you can always drop him on an off-turn with a mana rock
