He bought sealed packs that would last for over 10 years, as evidenced by the fact that I was buying them in 2013 as if they were fresh off the shelves
How about that instead
Sail The Azurite Sea English Official card image - Not full quality These are affiliate links we may earn commission from - Learn More Name Sail The Azurite Sea Card Type Ink Cost 2 Inkwell Lore Ink Color Rarity Card ID 163/204 Set Classifications Card Text This turn, you may put an additional card from your hand into your inkwell facedown
This gives you two bodies up front, and even though one of them is temporary, you'll still be able to generate a 2-for-1 most of the time
If you can't cast it normally, you can escape it from your graveyard by paying a hefty cost and exiling some cards
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