So the argument against this card is that it doesnt do what it wants you to do, right
You can use cards like these to maximize these tokens sticking around: Cadric, Soul Kindler Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker Feldon of the Third Path 4 Neriv, Heart Of The Storm Dont Be Hasty A cheaper Dragon with a powerful effect, Neriv, Heart of the Storm is a Mardu commander that has a strong haste-themed effect
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Legendary Planeswalker - Kiora Kiora, the Crashing Wave +1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target permanent an opponent controls
Godo, Bandit Warlord Godo, Bandit Warlord is best known for its ability to end games by itself in conjunction with Helm of the Host, to the point where even cEDH decks are built to revolve around this combo
Aces Baseball Bat (WHO Surge foil $1) Same idea, two mana, three power, one to equip