At just three mana, you can easily accelerate it out with other cards like Chrome Mox and Lotus Petal, meaning the creature can reliably be cast on turn two (or even on the first turn, depending on your draws)
Im not even sure which part of the card would be flagged for inappropriate content
Add just one other card that ensures creatures enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counterwhether that be from Master Biomancer, Cathars Crusade, Juniper Order Ranger, Good Fortune Unicorn, or Path of Discoveryplus a sacrifice outlet, you can go infinite pretty easily
Regardless of whether my cards are worth anything or not, I've been wanting to find a better organizer for them
Dust-resistant for long-term display and storage
Solemn Warning X TRAP Counter When a monster(s) would be Summoned, OR when a Spell/Trap Card, or monster effect, is activated that includes an effect that Special Summons a monster(s): Pay 2000 LP