If a spell on the stack has split second while you control Teferi, you can't suspend creature cards since split second stops you from casting them, even though suspending them is a special action
Nice cycle for the game-winning fun times to commence
Blackcleave Goblin Blight Mamba Blighted Agent Blightsteel Colossus Blightwidow Burn the Impure Carrion Call Chained Throatseeker Contagious Nim Core Prowler Corpse Cur Corrupted Conscience Cystbearer Fallen Ferromancer Flensermite Flesh-Eater Imp Glistener Elf Glistening Oil Grafted Exoskeleton Hand of the Praetors Happy Dead Squirrel Ichor Rats Ichorclaw Myr Inkmoth Nexus Lost Leonin Melira, Sylvok Outcast Mindcrank Necropede Ogre Menial Pestilent Souleater Phyresis Phyrexian Crusader Phyrexian Digester Phyrexian Hydra Phyrexian Juggernaut Phyrexian Swarmlord Phyrexian Unlife Phyrexian Vatmother Plague Myr Plague Stinger Priests of Norn Putrefax Razor Swine Reaper of Sheoldred Rot Wolf Scourge Servant Septic Rats Shriek Raptor Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon Spinebiter Tainted Strike Tangle Angler Tel-Jilad Fallen Tine Shrike Toxic Nim Trigon of Infestation Triumph of the Hordes Vector Asp Viral Drake Viridian Betrayers Viridian Corrupter Whispering Specter
These enormous, hugely impactful cards are limited only by their transience, as they dont survive past the end step if you play them with Purphoros
It quickly became clear that this wasn't just a goof for April Fool's
Their solution was that Asmo wouldn't have one
