I was gonna make a joke, but the flavor text beat me to it
9 Seaking (Genetic Apex) Another Useless Card That Misses Attacks All The Time HP: 100 Retreat Cost: 1 Type: Stage 1 - Water Though it might seem like a useful move at first glance, Horn Hazard from Seaking (Genetic Apex) is one of the most useless water-type attacks, although it is quite cheap to use: It only requires one Water Energy and, if it hits, it deals 80 damage
While you dont get the rush of buying and ripping cards, you might save more money in the long run.
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Premier Ball Great for decks that run LV
All the art on the cards features warriors from each faction within Setessa, making this +1/+1 blanket creature enchantment very beneficial in early turns