It would be one thing if his hips were thrust forward and his member was bulging through his pants and the focal point of the artwork was his junk, rather than his arms
Normal Summon Gusto Gulldo and activate Thunder Crash to destroy it, inflict 300 points of damage, and activate Gusto Gulldo's effect to Special Summon Gusto Skwirl
Once stationed, it adds blue mana for every artifact you control
The Oltec have dealt with this god in ancient times, and after a brief explainer punctuated with "unending blood thirst," everyone gets onboard with averting that unpleasantness
Then you can just focus on keeping these two on the battlefield while your opponents are forced to battle it out amongst themselves
Its a huge accomplishment that often marks the transition from adolescence to young adulthood, and acknowledging the support you received can strengthen those bonds as you move forward