If this happens, the entire selection of targets is illegal and nothing is returned to the battlefield.
We generally use TCGplayer.com as the benchmark for card values, though, for many of these cards, the value can fluctuate wildly with what private sellers list them for
Item Shopkeep Rating: 3/10 White/red equipment will be a very aggressive deck, so a serviceable 2-drop that can give equipped creatures a little bit of evasion looks decent to me
In particular, because Saskia encourages combat, we want our creatures to reward us for our aggression either through combat buffs or smashing ability
Flavor once again comes to the fore, as anything that Shelob or another Spider kills turns into Food (losing the rest of its identity)as it always has been, since the ancient days
Laughter is also potent against the fan-favorite Amulet Titan