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Last updated on February 23, 2026 Contract from Below | Illustration by Douglas Shuler Have you ever opened a booster pack and found a damaged card

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In this new sale, venture capitalist AJ Scaramucci placed the winning bid of $13 million to secure the card, with the further $3.49 million added in auction fees

While classic rattlesnake cards like Mother of Runes and Selfless Spirit can be a perfectly serviceable way to protect yourself from targeted removal and board wipes, these cards are typically cast at sorcery speed

Now that were over six months into this new initiative, the cracks are starting to show

Protection Level: Enhanced when combined with outer sleeves