orin mtg card Orim's Prayer Whenever one or more creatures attack you Oran-Rief Ooze - Zendikar Rising

Meaning that when this creature attacks on its own, the next turn it has made up for the damage you lost in order to flip this card

It does what it needs to do very well, and being able to only leave one mana up and destroy any creature is something that most decks can do comfortably

I love this card because it provides the ultimate abilities for a turtle game, where youre still consistently applying pressure and gaining an advantage over your opponents, but youre consistently gaining life and staying safe and cozy behind your wall of permanents

Tim Aten is completely American, has his own Pro Tour Player card, and even appeared in the Magic Invitational largely on the basis of his amazing prowess at writing Magic articles

Mulldrifter is a time-honored choice that fits great here, keeping the cards flowing and the lands dropping

There are simpler, more respectful, and more effective ways to express your dissatisfaction