I think the idea that new players will think these are standard and typical effects won't happen as much as these people are claiming
Thats not to mention this card is pretty powerful, and likely to be a real force on the battlefield
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs taxes opponents who attack you by enough that most players will just leave you alone
Brawl Legal Vintage Legal Timeless Legal Commander Legal Pauper Legal Oathbreaker Legal Penny Not Legal Toolbox Buy This Card Notes and Rules Information for Flutterfox: Flutterfox gaining flying after it becomes blocked won't remove the blocking creature from combat or cause Flutterfox to become unblocked
At the same time, red is a very haste enabling color, and most decks that can play this can also play better cards
If you have a smaller amount of sorting to do, a sorting tray can be useful too