Beast(Beauty and the Beast) foil card
(I built around them here with some planeswalker buddies) Then the five-drop one digs seven, draws them all and then taps for no mana at sorcery speed to lock or unlock a Room
Victory Conditions Spider Spawning is far and away the best route to victory in mill-yourself decks, but even if you don't get any Spider Spawnings, or your opponent finds a way to deal with your Spider tokens, the deck can still win with relative ease
But actually, this isn't ideal for a couple of reasons Firstly, your opponents can crack their fetchlands in response to Hamlet's triggered ability, making it ineffective against any that are already on the field
You could even bounce Jiminy Cricket, so you can play him again for the draw
Thankfully pirates often come with built-in evasion to help push past blockers, and the lord effect certainly helps