(You cant be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control
Shadows air shoes have become just as recognizable as Sonics and, as such, they are a card of their own
Grunn, the Lonely King Grunn, the Lonely King looks like a great choice for a simple Voltron deck: play the ape, suit him up, and swing for silly amounts of damage
The other Commands (save for Silumgar's) all have dopey options you never really want much in multiplayer, Commander, or casual gaming, like gaining four life, preventing damage from a spell, or turning off life gain for a moment
That exchange is almost always worth it if the creature being removed was about to take over the game
Spatula of the Ages is an Egyptian-hieroglyphs-inspired spatula