They are all cards that can give that two for one there and then rather than having to wait to attack or untap or something
What takes it over the top is the fact that the creature is officially renamed to "Legitimate Businessperson." The Final Fantasy set is full of references to the franchise's long history, including several cards commemorating some of its most beloved oddities: The fact that the Town Greeter, the Trope Namer for "Welcome to Corneria," got his own card
i.e., setting it the fuck on fire while the enemies are busy trying to figure out how a bunch of trees popped up in front of them
Now, we finally know what card he was referring to, and it's even worse than we imagined
Where you could find him in areas you've already been and get his inventory-expanding keychains
Deck Description Special thanks goes to JChillz for sharing this deck with everyone, and to Petra for writing this article