Its a massive 10/10 dragon with an impactful enter effect, similar to Dragonlord Atarka
You can even get some bonus synergy from cards like Blind Obedience and Court Street Denizen by tapping down enemy creatures before they ever have a chance to attack you at all
The flavor text reads: "If you can read this, you are a monster geek." Magical Hacker was originally a Human Teenage Gamer allowing Mistform Ultimus and all Changelings to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but I removed it because, at the time, Un - creature types were official in black border and I was trying to restrict how many new creature types I was adding
"Lord Silumgar has given you a second chance to please him." Siara, the Dragon's Mouth Illustrated by: Nils Hamm Multiverse ID: 394585 Not Legal Traditional Standard Not Legal Traditional Alchemy Not Legal Traditional Historic Not Legal Traditional Timeless Rulings 2015-02-25 You can cast Gravepurge with no targets
Otherwise, you just venture into the dungeon
The flavor is nice too, since it gives you an option of throwing the artifact away, or keeping it and suffering from its curse
