Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.) When this creature is turned face up, creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn
Mausoleum Guard makes us wait for our value, though when it comes, it comes with flying (which is worth an extra mana or two)
Valorous Stance + Destroy Evil Valorous Stance and Destroy Evil are very similar to each other because they can deal with big creatures and have different secondary value effects
The best here is the five-drop mono-White enchantment that gives your dorks a +1/+1 counter equal to your dork count, fast kill there
Needless to say, all attempts to differentiate fell short
Those counters can be removed by combat damage, removal spells that have battles as a valid target, and effects that remove counters from a target