We get to the stumbling block, as it were, of the article
Baggins!" This immediately set off a frenzy of speculation among Magic players, who wondered if Wizards was preparing to announce a new LOTR set
That's just strong normally, and when your Kibo swings, then draw a card in addition to the pumps
The only way to prevent you from getting your hand completely wrecked is to sideboard in a bunch of creatures (or a bunch of lands, but I dont really see the point of that) or to Thought Erasure or Duress away Distortion, in which case youre playing black and may as well play Thought Distortion yourself and try to wreck their hand instead
Sami might get snagged by green players who aim to splash and enable it with Gene Pollinator, but the uncommon remains a cornerstone in red-white
Here Jubilee goes full throttle on the time machine, framing the whole scene inside a faux-Windows 95 window: title bar, minimize/max close buttons, the works