Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] Alara "One score and four he

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Set: Coldsnap Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{B}{B} You may exile two black cards from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost

II — Destroy all nonartifact creatures

that land's controller creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens

Add an amount of {B} equal to the sacrificed creature's mana value

Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] Alara "One score and four heSet: Unhinged Type: Creature Ape Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{G}{G}{G} Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1 1 green Ape creature token. "I desire the acquisition of a potassium rich fruit comestible of *substantial* magnitude."