World's Sluttiest Dad Shirt sea turtle I have low social energy

I have low social energy around big groups of people

because I win practically every debate that I engage in

I wanted you to hear it anyway

This awesome graphic tee captures that pensive feeling perfectly

I play pinball and I know things

World's Sluttiest Dad Shirt sea turtle I have low social energyWhile I may never win Father of the Year, I have some inherently good traits that I can be proud of. For starters, I am the world's sluttiest dad, that's for sure. Unisex 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton Heather Colors Contain Polyester Buttery Soft Material Side Seamed, Fashion Fit Superior Quality DTG Print Durable, High Thread Count Eco Friendly, Sweatshop Free Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34 37 M 29 20 38 41 L 30