Captain Awesome Tonal Tee top_pod Ron Burgundy himself won't be

Ron Burgundy himself won't be able to resist a gaze when he sees you wearing this shirt

the changing of the socks

You're old enough to drink

One of theChive's most enduring pieces of wisdom is now available on our super-soft new t-shirt for ladies and gentlemen

It's fate that's making you add the I'm Your Density tee to your collection

Captain Awesome Tonal Tee top_pod Ron Burgundy himself won't beOur former Captain Awesome T shirt did so well, we brought it back in this super soldier tonal tee. It's sort of like when your favorite superhero wears his throwback gear. The long lost cousin of Captain Awesome Original was actually his evil twin, becoming a super soldier years ago when he was bit by a radioactive ostrich. Now, the only thing Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered shield is this Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered