While the exact result is pure chance, it returns everything with a cost of seven or less on average
They are borderless versions of the four Turtles (e.g., Leonardo, Sewer Samurai ) featuring brand-new artwork and a foil signature stamp from TMNT co-creator Kevin Eastman
It also gains counters itself whenever you play another Human
You may exile a nonland card from it
In this tournament, adults and kids (not necessarily parent-child teams, though I imagine it was highly encouraged) duked it out in a 2v2 tag team format, with the top 8 teams receiving both this card and a special Kangaskhan dorayaki that probably tasted like victory or so the story goes
On the other hand, if they're removed from combat without leaving the battlefield, use their current information to determine that they're not attacking you or a planeswalker you control anymore