Believe me, that's a lot better than saying this does damage to your opponent eight times and boy, red really hates blue twice
There are two recently printed common two cost sorceries in this genre that exile two for the next turn for cheap enough to play they are pretty pricey too (Wrenn's Resolve is sold out here and as high as 2 bucks on other sides, Reckless Impulse is also sold out here and tends to be closer to 2.50 on other sites) The only cheap is the uncommon from a limited Commander only set, Inspired Tinkering, also sold out but a cheaper 30 cents on other sites
1 Armillary Sphere
That said, cards that make tons of mana on impact have a history of getting banned in MTG formats
I think the behavior, as it has been presented, sucks
Well, technically, Zidane and the party crash landed in Alexandria during the battle and eventually we saw them collect themselves to go find Dagger, but I kind of wanted to see the moment of crashlanding, like the party sprinting through the fire and debris of the invasion, I thought it would make for some good visual drama