Though the answers are a little less creative than I had hoped, it can still be a lot of fun to cast One with Death followed by a Sudden Substitution
I like the sideboard copy of Forth Eorlingas
however, it really shines against the slowest of decks
And hey, surveil 2 every turn for free is way better than it reads, even before you get into the miracle stuff
Suplex, if you are unfamiliar with the term, is a wrestling move where you lift your opponent off the ground and throw them backwards (behind you) and you very often crash down with them
CEDH commanders rarely get so many viable options at once, and theres a lot to parse, so Im here to rank them from worst to best and separate the Ninjas from the nonjas