Bacon and Eggs Pirate mug vintage The "I don't do cardio

The "I don't do cardio because these colors don't run" t-shirt is a pre-shrunk

and has been known to tear families apart

You let your dog know that you're the boss even though he sleeps on top of your pillow every night

You know an asshole when you see one or feel one breathing down your neck on the bus or in line at the grocery store

It's the perfect way to advertise your acerbic state of mind to the world

Bacon and Eggs Pirate mug vintage The "I don't do cardioThis is the perfect mug for the raider of breakfast. The symbol strikes fear into chickens, pigs, and diners everywhere. The design is spin on the classic pirate flag and bound to get attention (and a side of toast). This sturdy ceramic mug is printed with a bright and glossy finish and is both dishwasher and microwave safe. It's a great addition to your morning routine or makes an excellent gift for someone else. Secure payment Made to order Free