Bring Oona, Queen of the Fae, Brazen Borrower, or Rankle, Master of Pranks to help you swing the tides of war
Stifle the effect on the stack so they lose the land
However, I was always under the impression that the original moo moo milk was showing a bottle full of milk
Im sure I can find 250 or so more cards better than Stonehorn Dignitary, but Im willing to concede defeat at this point because I dont want you to have to sit through the entire rundown, which I imagine could get quite tedious
A commonly played answer, such as Spite // Malice that couldn't take out Black dorks wouldn't work anyway, Slay was commonly seen in sideboards as it was a free card with those cantrip fun times, and Spiritmonger could become White or Red if you needed it to
As described above in the card-by-card explanations, these are commanders that tend to be exclusively frustrating and power outliers at lower brackets