The flavor text refers to Geralf, the sister and rival necromancer of Gisa
When a creature with the Boozetouch keyword deals combat damage to a player, that player drinks
the problem is that it only affects you and this creature, which is why its at the very bottom
take some damage to deal some damage, or to preserve a removal spell for the real threat, or to set up a good block next turn
Everyone has experienced the frustration of losing Game 1 to a card that you can't interact with
Their ninjitsu abilities dont work from the command zone and they leave off the fun Dimir ninjas, both problems solved by the most popular ninja commander, Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow