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First strike, trample, and lifelink are a powerful combination that make this creature extremely hard to get into combat with

With Zulaport Cutthroat, Blood Artist, or Syr Konrad, the Grim, this is a win condition

Jafar has taken over Archazia's Island, corrupting the beautiful haven into his menacing fortress

Its quite strong and is excellent in white weenie EDH decks that go wide

That said, the discount is colorless only, so it stacks poorly with, say, Urza's Incubator because you often end up not getting full value of the discounting

As such, this version of the Beast token is one of the most expensive tokens out there